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We Are the Robots - Agents! Agents! Agents!
We Are the Robots - Agents! Agents! Agents!
To quote Jan from the Brady Bunch, “Agents! Agents! Agents!”  Been chatting about it, but my timeline is mostly Ai these days.  Let’s be honest, Claude is much more exciting... Read more...
War All the Time
War All the Time
War, what is it good for?  Keeping on theme for the admin, it’s chaotic and chaos = uncertainty.  Markets like predictability.  Tariff’s changing, then fighting to add more back on,... Read more...
The Great Realignment: AI Velocity vs. Crypto Stasis
The Great Realignment: AI Velocity vs. Crypto Stasis
Attention Has Flipped AI has officially hijacked the timeline. While we once refreshed prices, we now refresh model releases. The shift from speculating on tokens to building with agents is... Read more...
Echoes in the Void - This Week in Crypto
Echoes in the Void - This Week in Crypto
On the upside, we found out that $BTC had some solid support lined up at $60k, so even though we hit it, it bounced back a bit.  Honestly, we are... Read more...
The Blood Runs Red - This Week in Crypto
The Blood Runs Red - This Week in Crypto
I’ll try not to pour salt on any wounds, but what a terrible week for the markets...again.  It’s estimated that about $7 billion was liquidated from the crypto market this... Read more...
Which Ring of Hell Have We Entered? This Week in Crypto Feb 1 2026
Which Ring of Hell Have We Entered? This Week in Crypto Feb 1 2026
Don't Panic!!!  Epstein files, Ai agents creating their own social media to chat and pondering their existence, possible attacks on Iran and the markets cratering.  Just another day around here. ... Read more...
A Vicious Combo of Malaise and Ennui - Jan 25th 2026
A Vicious Combo of Malaise and Ennui - Jan 25th 2026
Everyone is tired of the prices, which have the habit of sitting very still until they don't. We are all looking toward January 30th as though it were the Last... Read more...
Whose Yield is it Anyway? Jan 12-18th 2026
Whose Yield is it Anyway? Jan 12-18th 2026
We had some excitement this week as $BTC tapped just shy of $98k.  The January 30th expiry is looming like a final boss, and the numbers behind it suggest the... Read more...
Gimmie Some CLARITY - Jan 5-11th 2026
Gimmie Some CLARITY - Jan 5-11th 2026
I’d usually open with some snarky commentary on price action and how we’re trapped in this specific range, but honestly? It’s still just playing out. The Sunday Pump into Monday... Read more...
Stuck In the Middle With You - BTC Price is constrained - Dec 29th - Jan 4th 2026
Stuck In the Middle With You - BTC Price is constrained - Dec 29th - Jan 4th 2026
Happy 17th birthday to Bitcoin! For weeks, I’ve been shouting into the void about the massive $BTC options open interest. We finally saw some green candles on the 2nd, but... Read more...
Four More Weeks of Winter - Dec 22-28th 2025
Four More Weeks of Winter - Dec 22-28th 2025
If you feel like you’re wading through waist-deep sludge, you are. The December 26th options expiry was supposed to be the "big one," the moment the market finally picked a... Read more...
Coalescing On Perplexity - Dec 15-21st 2025
Coalescing On Perplexity - Dec 15-21st 2025
As we close out the books on 2025, let’s be real: this year has been a masterclass in CUD—”Chaos, Uncertainty, and Delusion”. Living through the Trump era of crypto is... Read more...